DO YOU KNOW THE WAY, BOZO JOSE?

Do you know the way, Bozo Jose?
You've been just so wrong, you've lost your way.
Do you know the way, Bozo Jose?
You should go back to slip & fall, Bozo Jose.

Casey is a great big Liar!
Put a nickel down and buy a clue.
In a week, maybe two, she'll accuse you, too!
Winks turn into feels upon the ass!
And all the lawyers that were disbarred,
Are blowing leaves and mowing grass

You are in too deep, Bozo Jose,
She's got you by the balls, there is no other way.
She was born and raised to lie Bozo Jose.
You'll have no peace of mind, Bozo Jose.

Limelight is a big temptation

It can yank you in right over your head,
With a goal in your head you can never achieve.
Dreams turn into bars and baloney!
And there you are, without a client,
To pay your bills with no air-time

Casey is a great big Liar!
Put a nickel down and buy a clue.
In a week, maybe two, she'll accuse you, too!
Winks turn into feels upon the ass!
And all the lawyers that were disbarred,
Are blowing leaves and mowing grass

She's told lots of lies,  Bozo Jose ...
Do you know the way, Bozo Jose?
Can't wait to hear sentencing, Bozo Jose ...

A Dose Of Zen

A little humor to start out my new blog.  Versions of this have been floating around the internet for a very long time:

• Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just leave me the hell alone.

• The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.

• It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbour's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

• Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.

• Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

• No one is listening until you fart.

• Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

• Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

• If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

• Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

• If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

• Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

• If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

• If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

• Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield.

• Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.

• Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

• The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

• A closed mouth gathers no foot.

• Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together

• Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

• Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

• Never miss a good chance to shut up.

• We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped on our ass ... then things get worse.